Well well... I could not control part 2 for long! U all know what's it all about by this time, if u don't know, see my previous post :D
Back to the historic sayings by our gurus!
"I talk you talk why he middle middle talk" lol ...that was told by a PET master i forgot his name though...
"Y (he could never sound why!) showing teeth boy"
"2-3 min what side by side what go through"
"UNTAMED ANIMAL" (some chemistry teacher used to call at least 1 student every morning)
"U will get only koola" (God knows what this means!)
"சூடு பட்ட பூனை" :)
"Only one boy talking.. i know the boy.. i know his name"(actually he never knows the culprit)
"Star mark question maa" (it never comes!)
"I will kill u what? That what?" (This is English!)
Ultimate dialog my the most annoying maths teacher: "NOW 5 MARK IN UR POCKET" (wat the hell!)
"Catch my point!"
No one can ever forget this one -"Draw four side margin" (I understand how u feel!)
"பல்ல ஒடச்சி புடுவேன் பாத்துக்க!"
"ya...pa.......why talking! all weak buffaloes......"
"Cheating dogs.. One cheating dog talks another cheating dog talks!"
By a PT sir: "I want that girl I do know the name..." (Don't misunderstand :D )
One of the most annoying dialogues ever - "All take page number 87 example 19 "
Yet another : "ye boi take ur book and read the question" (I don't know what pleasure they get by making us read from the book; I still don't know!)
"Ye buffalo i calling u only boi" (boi???)
"Eppa I am good snacku " (அவரு நல்ல பாம்பாம்!:) )
"Asoso kadavale...enna man...chaiye...nuyi nuyi nuyi sound putting..." (Tanglish!)
"I'm standing... Y u sitting... Stand boys... Respect teachers first! No sitting front of the teacher!" (PT sirs rock!)
"யார் வீடு எளவு மாதிறி உக்காராதீங்க டா... இது உங்க வீடு எளவு!"
"Heavy rain buffalo standing" (this was his rainy season favourite - our maths sir, of course!)
"Without this question, no question paper; without question paper no exam" (what a sense of humour for our maths sir!)
"...U must come out with flying colours" (everyday in the morning prayer he says this in school!)
"Now sitting and all stand and standing and all sit" (Who the hell knows what it means!)
Maths sir specials:
"சும்மா வாய பாக்காத man! புக்க பாரு! definitely யு வில் fail!" (yeah u guessed it right, it's a female teacher saying this)
"Leader sir கொஞ்சம் board ah பாருங்க!" (to the poor guy who was the class leader!)
"என்ன யா where studied 10th??? ஹா ஹா ஹா ஹா" (It's really a pity if u land in a new school for 11th standard!)
''What is your roll number pa?'' (In college, u r not called by your name! U r a number - just like the ppl in prison!)
"U stoo..pid fellow.! Don't have manners?!" (This is college... So, some 'bad' words like stupid exist! :) )
"Refer the book and write... This is the best book!" (It simply means that u have to read ur text; u don't have a choice even though there is a library!)
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As it has become traditional now, I would like to quote yet another 'achievement' - this time, by my 12th std classmates! (I was on OD as usual when this happened!) This is dedicated to all my fellow Velammalians!
It was the Computer Science hour and our HM was the teacher. Being HM, he always had some work in between and frequently goes to his cabin. One fine day, this historical incident happened - I guess in the history of my school, no one has ever done it (yeah, my school is like tat!)...
Four boys - Dhanam, Viji, Joseph and Ravi (some random names - I would call them 'heroes' from now on; last bench guys; almost no interest in studies) decided to drink in class (yeah DRINK). We have to praise these guys for their courage! Come on guys... U can! There was one hyper-nerd in the second bench. One of these guys asked him for chips since this nerd had it in his lunch box. The nerd had no clue since it was usual for us to munch something during class hours... (well, yeah - we are exceptions in Vel) So he gave the box to them having no idea what was going to happen! Now, I guess they had some stuff already to eat; also, the 'saraku' was ready! (It was in 7up and Sprite bottles so that no one could find out!) All set for action... The HM showed no signs of returning in the near future...
Dhanam was a regular in this, others quite new... Viji was the ex-monitor by the way and all our teachers knew this of course; he was of course thrown out of the post due to obvious reasons:) They all 'did' their jobs and by the time they finished (they had less time and clearly no time to dilute much!), the HM had arrived. Being a new happening in the class, there was obvious unfamiliar fragrance in the air (boys are not too clever - they could not avoid it of course) and our sensitive HM had found out! He was the kind of person who never punishes students directly. So he went to call the PT sirs (ya, they have no job otherwise during class hours - this was their chance to show their heroism)...
In the intermediate time, our heroes wanted to cover up their 'fault'. Our classroom was in the first floor and we could always reach a tree which was bent towards our class in the corridor. Our heroes went and started to consume the leaves so that there would be no smell from their mouth if at all the Correspondent asked them to 'blow' (ஊத சொல்லுவாங்க; அப்போ தப்பிக்க தான்!)... What an ingenious brain! (U idiots, can u brush after tat b4 they come???) Anyway, they ate natural food for the first time in their lives...
The villains arrive... PT sir (to catch their prey), HM, and some other jobless ppl... They ask our heroes; (the poor nerd was also enquired because he supplied the 'sidedish'; with great difficulty he escaped) heroes refuse to consuming alcohol. But their teeth are green :) LMAO!!! (அகத்தின் அழகு முகத்தில் தெரியும்; வண்டவாளம் வாயில் தெரியும்!) They are taken to the correspondent's room to have some fun there. They arrive in his room and wait...
"For perhaps the second time in their lives, our heroes realize that time is precious!"
Again, our time-conscious heroes wipe off the 'greenery' on their teeth so that the villains won't be able to prove their wrong (genius brains... but anti-climax awaits...)! Correspondent arrives...
Corres: "Boys, ஏன் டா குடிச்சீங்க?"
Viji speaks on behalf of our heroes: "நாங்க தண்ணி அடிச்சதுக்கு என்ன ஆதா....... (proof)... Saying so, he falls on the floor... :)
May be, students rocked this time around! ;)
p.s. They were dismissed, but were re-called on the eve of board exams. They wrote their final exams and scored above 1000 out of 1200 :) !
Lesson to be learnt from this story:
"Drunkards score well"
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Hope u enjoyed it! Have a funny life! :)
Back to the historic sayings by our gurus!
"I talk you talk why he middle middle talk" lol ...that was told by a PET master i forgot his name though...
"Y (he could never sound why!) showing teeth boy"
"2-3 min what side by side what go through"
"UNTAMED ANIMAL" (some chemistry teacher used to call at least 1 student every morning)
"U will get only koola" (God knows what this means!)
"சூடு பட்ட பூனை" :)
"Only one boy talking.. i know the boy.. i know his name"(actually he never knows the culprit)
"Star mark question maa" (it never comes!)
"I will kill u what? That what?" (This is English!)
Ultimate dialog my the most annoying maths teacher: "NOW 5 MARK IN UR POCKET" (wat the hell!)
"Catch my point!"
No one can ever forget this one -"Draw four side margin" (I understand how u feel!)
"பல்ல ஒடச்சி புடுவேன் பாத்துக்க!"
"ya...pa.......why talking! all weak buffaloes......"
"Cheating dogs.. One cheating dog talks another cheating dog talks!"
By a PT sir: "I want that girl I do know the name..." (Don't misunderstand :D )
One of the most annoying dialogues ever - "All take page number 87 example 19 "
Yet another : "ye boi take ur book and read the question" (I don't know what pleasure they get by making us read from the book; I still don't know!)
"Ye buffalo i calling u only boi" (boi???)
"Eppa I am good snacku " (அவரு நல்ல பாம்பாம்!:) )
"Asoso kadavale...enna man...chaiye...nuyi nuyi nuyi sound putting..." (Tanglish!)
"I'm standing... Y u sitting... Stand boys... Respect teachers first! No sitting front of the teacher!" (PT sirs rock!)
"யார் வீடு எளவு மாதிறி உக்காராதீங்க டா... இது உங்க வீடு எளவு!"
"Heavy rain buffalo standing" (this was his rainy season favourite - our maths sir, of course!)
"Without this question, no question paper; without question paper no exam" (what a sense of humour for our maths sir!)
"...U must come out with flying colours" (everyday in the morning prayer he says this in school!)
"Now sitting and all stand and standing and all sit" (Who the hell knows what it means!)
Maths sir specials:
- "Mix it , Grind it, all the questions to get centum"
- "Tomaaro லீவு ... I will give bulk of homework..."
- "Keep 10 marks in your pocket..."
- "ey ravi (some random student name)!!! failing in the exam, why laughing?"
- "ey bafaalo, why sleeping in the classu?"
"சும்மா வாய பாக்காத man! புக்க பாரு! definitely யு வில் fail!" (yeah u guessed it right, it's a female teacher saying this)
"Leader sir கொஞ்சம் board ah பாருங்க!" (to the poor guy who was the class leader!)
"என்ன யா where studied 10th??? ஹா ஹா ஹா ஹா" (It's really a pity if u land in a new school for 11th standard!)
''What is your roll number pa?'' (In college, u r not called by your name! U r a number - just like the ppl in prison!)
"U stoo..pid fellow.! Don't have manners?!" (This is college... So, some 'bad' words like stupid exist! :) )
"Refer the book and write... This is the best book!" (It simply means that u have to read ur text; u don't have a choice even though there is a library!)
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As it has become traditional now, I would like to quote yet another 'achievement' - this time, by my 12th std classmates! (I was on OD as usual when this happened!) This is dedicated to all my fellow Velammalians!
It was the Computer Science hour and our HM was the teacher. Being HM, he always had some work in between and frequently goes to his cabin. One fine day, this historical incident happened - I guess in the history of my school, no one has ever done it (yeah, my school is like tat!)...
Four boys - Dhanam, Viji, Joseph and Ravi (some random names - I would call them 'heroes' from now on; last bench guys; almost no interest in studies) decided to drink in class (yeah DRINK). We have to praise these guys for their courage! Come on guys... U can! There was one hyper-nerd in the second bench. One of these guys asked him for chips since this nerd had it in his lunch box. The nerd had no clue since it was usual for us to munch something during class hours... (well, yeah - we are exceptions in Vel) So he gave the box to them having no idea what was going to happen! Now, I guess they had some stuff already to eat; also, the 'saraku' was ready! (It was in 7up and Sprite bottles so that no one could find out!) All set for action... The HM showed no signs of returning in the near future...
Dhanam was a regular in this, others quite new... Viji was the ex-monitor by the way and all our teachers knew this of course; he was of course thrown out of the post due to obvious reasons:) They all 'did' their jobs and by the time they finished (they had less time and clearly no time to dilute much!), the HM had arrived. Being a new happening in the class, there was obvious unfamiliar fragrance in the air (boys are not too clever - they could not avoid it of course) and our sensitive HM had found out! He was the kind of person who never punishes students directly. So he went to call the PT sirs (ya, they have no job otherwise during class hours - this was their chance to show their heroism)...
In the intermediate time, our heroes wanted to cover up their 'fault'. Our classroom was in the first floor and we could always reach a tree which was bent towards our class in the corridor. Our heroes went and started to consume the leaves so that there would be no smell from their mouth if at all the Correspondent asked them to 'blow' (ஊத சொல்லுவாங்க; அப்போ தப்பிக்க தான்!)... What an ingenious brain! (U idiots, can u brush after tat b4 they come???) Anyway, they ate natural food for the first time in their lives...
The villains arrive... PT sir (to catch their prey), HM, and some other jobless ppl... They ask our heroes; (the poor nerd was also enquired because he supplied the 'sidedish'; with great difficulty he escaped) heroes refuse to consuming alcohol. But their teeth are green :) LMAO!!! (அகத்தின் அழகு முகத்தில் தெரியும்; வண்டவாளம் வாயில் தெரியும்!) They are taken to the correspondent's room to have some fun there. They arrive in his room and wait...
"For perhaps the second time in their lives, our heroes realize that time is precious!"
Again, our time-conscious heroes wipe off the 'greenery' on their teeth so that the villains won't be able to prove their wrong (genius brains... but anti-climax awaits...)! Correspondent arrives...
Corres: "Boys, ஏன் டா குடிச்சீங்க?"
Viji speaks on behalf of our heroes: "நாங்க தண்ணி அடிச்சதுக்கு என்ன ஆதா....... (proof)... Saying so, he falls on the floor... :)
May be, students rocked this time around! ;)
p.s. They were dismissed, but were re-called on the eve of board exams. They wrote their final exams and scored above 1000 out of 1200 :) !
Lesson to be learnt from this story:
"Drunkards score well"
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Hope u enjoyed it! Have a funny life! :)
