This post is entirely dedicated to my friend Raghavi Nagarajan, who is very near to becoming a Doctor! Everything posted here is just for fun! Seriously kidding!
I just thought of what could possibly happen to the hapless patients if they do not 'perform' well in the introductory session (the 2 minute talk that happens in the beginning!)... No more intros. Over to the actual reality!
Place: Dr. Raghavi MBBS's Clinic ;)
Characters: Raghavi, her patients
The rest is self-explanatory!
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Patient is an agmark Tamil Nadu person, spectacled, about 40 years of age...
Dr: Hello
Patient: Vanakam Madam!
I just thought of what could possibly happen to the hapless patients if they do not 'perform' well in the introductory session (the 2 minute talk that happens in the beginning!)... No more intros. Over to the actual reality!
Place: Dr. Raghavi MBBS's Clinic ;)
Characters: Raghavi, her patients
The rest is self-explanatory!
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Patient is an agmark Tamil Nadu person, spectacled, about 40 years of age...
Dr: Hello
Patient: Vanakam Madam!
Dr: "ஒத்தா ! எனக்கு அவ்வளவு வயசான à®®ாதிà®°ி இருக்கா??? (What a life would this be without mind voices?)" Damn!
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This time around, the patient is a 30 year old geek who has never been with a girl before. Perfect Tamil Nadu padips. Our great doctor wants to play it safe this time. Since she is a happy person, she just decides to give a smile and flashes one...
Pat: Doctor... உங்கள பாத்த உடனே எனக்கு fever காணாமல் போய்டுச்சு!
Dr: What the hell are you talking about???
Pat: இல்ல டாக்டர். அது வந்து...
Dr: எங்க இருந்து டா வந்து தொலையரீà®™்க???
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Raags is pissed off at the rather annoying occurrence of events. She is literally praying for a 'good' patient that would suit her 'frequency'. Her prayers seem to be answered when she encounters a homely graceful lady who comes with her lady child.
However, the Doctor is not too sure how to break the ice. She pretends to adjust her stethoscope and let things play by itself.
Lady: Hello Doctor (smiling)
Dr: uh... Thank God! Hello Aunty!
Lady: What???
Dr: OMG! er... (வட போச்சே!) Yeah, tell me what's the matter madam! (Fuck manners!)
Lady: My daughter has a fever I think
Dr: (Raags gets excited about her first 'good' patient!) That's great!
Lady: EXCUSE ME! I'm saying my daughter is sick and you say it's great???
Dr: (Oops! Control Raghavi... Gives a sheepish i-don't-know-the-answer smile and manages) Did she have a headache?
Lady: Ya, slightly...
Dr: Cold?
Lady: I think so. She has been coughing for 2 days
Dr: (Checks the temperature and finds it to be 102`F) It's 102 madam. She needs an injection.
Lady: My daughter hates injections!!! She is so scared!
(Raags feels like slapping but controls her emotions since the lady looked quite polite for some reasons unknown to her)
Dr: Alright madam. I will have to give a heavy dosage then. Here, take these tablets for her (and she gives a heavy dosage - 3 tablets in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 at night)
Lady: Any side effects? You are giving so many tablets for a kid!
("What does she think of herself? Am I running a magic show here?")
Dr: No side effects. Just 4 days and the fever will subside... (with a very difficult artificial smile)
Lady: Oh that's so great of you! Can I stop the tablets if she gets well in 2 days?
Dr: No madam. You have to continue for 4 days till the dosage is over (visibly frustrated)...
Lady: And what can I do if the fever is still there after 4 days?
(Raags gets really furious at this! Am I an astrologer!??)
Dr: See madam. If she takes an injection now, it's fine. 2 days. Else it takes 4 days. Definitely your beautiful daughter ll be fine in 4 days! Don't worry! (She looks at the watch :) )
Lady: Alright. Thank you Doctor!
(Raghavi gives a smile this time, just to be polite!)
The lady wants to make the doctor feel at ease... She goes out saying "You look beautiful too!"
Raghavi blurts out: "**** OFF!!!"
Lady: EXCUSE ME! I'm saying my daughter is sick and you say it's great???
Dr: (Oops! Control Raghavi... Gives a sheepish i-don't-know-the-answer smile and manages) Did she have a headache?
Lady: Ya, slightly...
Dr: Cold?
Lady: I think so. She has been coughing for 2 days
Dr: (Checks the temperature and finds it to be 102`F) It's 102 madam. She needs an injection.
Lady: My daughter hates injections!!! She is so scared!
(Raags feels like slapping but controls her emotions since the lady looked quite polite for some reasons unknown to her)
Dr: Alright madam. I will have to give a heavy dosage then. Here, take these tablets for her (and she gives a heavy dosage - 3 tablets in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 at night)
Lady: Any side effects? You are giving so many tablets for a kid!
("What does she think of herself? Am I running a magic show here?")
Dr: No side effects. Just 4 days and the fever will subside... (with a very difficult artificial smile)
Lady: Oh that's so great of you! Can I stop the tablets if she gets well in 2 days?
Dr: No madam. You have to continue for 4 days till the dosage is over (visibly frustrated)...
Lady: And what can I do if the fever is still there after 4 days?
(Raags gets really furious at this! Am I an astrologer!??)
Dr: See madam. If she takes an injection now, it's fine. 2 days. Else it takes 4 days. Definitely your beautiful daughter ll be fine in 4 days! Don't worry! (She looks at the watch :) )
Lady: Alright. Thank you Doctor!
(Raghavi gives a smile this time, just to be polite!)
The lady wants to make the doctor feel at ease... She goes out saying "You look beautiful too!"
Raghavi blurts out: "**** OFF!!!"
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Dr: Nurse! Oru quarter solri!
Nurse is shocked. "What doctor?"
Dr: Tamil theriyaadha??? Saraku Saraku!
Nurse is shocked. "What doctor?"
Dr: Tamil theriyaadha??? Saraku Saraku!
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Wonder how the new generation doctors would react to these situations!
Just for laughs folks! I hereby wish Raghavi a bright future in her medical career!
Long live the doctors of the world!
ak :)
Wonder how the new generation doctors would react to these situations!
Just for laughs folks! I hereby wish Raghavi a bright future in her medical career!
Long live the doctors of the world!
ak :)
ad ada ada awesome....:)
ReplyDeleteDr: Nurse! Oru quarter solri!
ReplyDeleteis sema mass.... :)
@Ven: Thanks nanba! :) :)
ReplyDelete@Aparna: Nandri :) :)!
yaaru andha RAAGS? i wanna meet her. :D :P
ReplyDeleteShe's in my facebook list. Raghavi Nagarajan! :)
ReplyDeleteRomba nalla irukku..!!
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