Dedicated to my Doctor Friend! :)

This post is entirely dedicated to my friend Raghavi Nagarajan, who is very near to becoming a Doctor! Everything posted here is just for fun! Seriously kidding!
I just thought of what could possibly happen to the hapless patients if they do not 'perform' well in the introductory session (the 2 minute talk that happens in the beginning!)... No more intros. Over to the actual reality!

 Place: Dr. Raghavi MBBS's Clinic ;)
Characters: Raghavi, her patients
The rest is self-explanatory!
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Patient is an agmark Tamil Nadu person, spectacled, about 40 years of age...
Dr: Hello
Patient: Vanakam Madam!

Dr: "ஒத்தா ! எனக்கு அவ்வளவு வயசான மாதிரி இருக்கா??? (What a life would this be without mind voices?)" Damn!

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This time around, the patient is a 30 year old geek who has never been with a girl before. Perfect Tamil Nadu padips. Our great doctor wants to play it safe this time. Since she is a happy person, she just decides to give a smile and flashes one...

Pat: Doctor... உங்கள பாத்த உடனே எனக்கு fever காணாமல் போய்டுச்சு!

Dr: What the hell are you talking about???

Pat: இல்ல டாக்டர். அது வந்து...

Dr: எங்க இருந்து டா வந்து தொலையரீங்க???

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 Raags is pissed off at the rather annoying occurrence of events. She is literally praying for a 'good' patient that would suit her 'frequency'. Her prayers seem to be answered when she encounters a homely graceful lady who comes with her lady child.

However, the Doctor is not too sure how to break the ice. She pretends to adjust her stethoscope and let things play by itself.

Lady: Hello Doctor (smiling)

Dr: uh... Thank God! Hello Aunty!

Lady: What???

Dr: OMG! er... (வட போச்சே!) Yeah, tell me what's the matter madam! (Fuck manners!)

Lady: My daughter has a fever I think

Dr: (Raags gets excited about her first 'good' patient!) That's great!
Lady: EXCUSE ME! I'm saying my daughter is sick and you say it's great???
Dr: (Oops! Control Raghavi... Gives a sheepish i-don't-know-the-answer smile and manages) Did she have a headache?
Lady: Ya, slightly...
Dr: Cold?
Lady: I think so. She has been coughing for 2 days
Dr: (Checks the temperature and finds it to be 102`F) It's 102 madam. She needs an injection.
Lady: My daughter hates injections!!! She is so scared!
(Raags feels like slapping but controls her emotions since the lady looked quite polite for some reasons unknown to her)
Dr: Alright madam. I will have to give a heavy dosage then. Here, take these tablets for her (and she gives a heavy dosage - 3 tablets in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 at night)
Lady: Any side effects? You are giving so many tablets for a kid!
("What does she think of herself? Am I running a magic show here?")
Dr: No side effects. Just 4 days and the fever will subside... (with a very difficult artificial smile)
Lady: Oh that's so great of you! Can I stop the tablets if she gets well in 2 days?
Dr: No madam. You have to continue for 4 days till the dosage is over (visibly frustrated)...
Lady: And what can I do if the fever is still there after 4 days?
(Raags gets really furious at this! Am I an astrologer!??)
Dr: See madam. If she takes an injection now, it's fine. 2 days. Else it takes 4 days. Definitely your beautiful daughter ll be fine in 4 days! Don't worry! (She looks at the watch :) )
Lady: Alright. Thank you Doctor!
(Raghavi gives a smile this time, just to be polite!)
The lady wants to make the doctor feel at ease... She goes out saying "You look beautiful too!"
Raghavi blurts out: "**** OFF!!!"

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Dr: Nurse! Oru quarter solri!
Nurse is shocked. "What doctor?"
Dr: Tamil theriyaadha??? Saraku Saraku!

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Wonder how the new generation doctors would react to these situations!
Just for laughs folks! I hereby wish Raghavi a bright future in her medical career!
Long live the doctors of the world!

ak :)

I Got Committed! :)

"Hey! Yeah... I got committed"
"Ya I have a boy / girl friend!"

You people! I am going to write about you here... Not about us (I am talking on behalf of all singles, er... eligible singles!)
First of all, getting committed is not an achievement! Living is!

Second... if you get committed, we are happy for you (since u r my friend) but that's more than enough I guess. Please don't trumpet it to us again and again! "I went out with her. I had a date with him. Blah blah blah... !"

Alright u 'jobless' people ;) ! Be happy!

நீங்க commit ஆனா சந்தோஷமா இருங்கடா! எங்க உயிரை ஏன்  எடுக்கறீங்க ???

Third... All the best! "Happily ever after!"

Last... but not the least... " Every dog has its day!"

ஆள விடுங்க! :)

நோ offence please! Just kidding!

Arunkarthik

Abiyum Naanum!

அபிராஆமி அபிராஆமி...! This week being dedicated to women, I really want to give something to a woman who is so special to me...

This is dedicated to you!

You made me smile,

You made me laugh,

You can make me cry too,

I love you all the same;

You are such a good girl!

I saw your first cry,

I made your first laugh,

You are still the same,

You have not changed much for

You are such a good girl!

You are simply great sometimes I wonder,

   You can really take on the world one day!

What am I doing for you I ponder,

   You know I am really growing old by day!

I have fought a lot - forgive me for

   I know I would have hurt you!

I know you will do it too, as

  You are such a good girl!

You have held me all along, like a support for a creeper,

   And I could achieve many, without much of a weep;

Please continue to do so, as long as I live!

You made me realize when I was wrong

   Hit me on the head with a nice song

Lo, No one can replace you - you are the best I got!

I saw the world before you did - I hope

   I made it a little happier for you!

I could do better if I get another chance

   I am not so sure still

If I could be the best... but certainly

   You are the best I got and

I do not ask for more, surely

   You are such a nice girl!

You walked like you were already ready for the millennium

   You played like you had done it all before

You smiled like you discovered it

   Your tears made mine meet yours

You studied like the nerds

   You yelled like my teachers

Your anger made me shiver

   Your voice... I can't describe!

It was all so perfect He knew

   You will be such a nice girl!

So long so many years I learned many

   They are priceless I can't thank you enough

You will live with me for a few more years before

   Your man will take you - so fortunate he is!

When you go with him remember me

   A soul that really loved you!

Some day you will read this I hope...
They say men are mortal... Internet isn't I guess...
This will always be here... Long after I leave!
Keep smiling dear!

Thanks for BEING YOU!

"So happy for ever

 To be your brother!"

Arunkarthik

The Gender Paradox!

I was in a bus when I could not help but over-hear this loud talk.
Girl: "Do you know this fool named Kumar?"
Boy: (Kumar was probably one of their common friends in school or something) Yeah, I remember him. Not in contact though.
Girl: That's great. He ... ----------------
(the conversation goes on)

I was wondering just one thing. How is it that boys always say 'ok' to whatever girls have to say? Can they stand something like this...
Boy: "Hey you! Do you know this cheap girl named ******?"
Sounds fowl right? The girl (whoever it is) may almost always support the girl in context here.
Girl: "Hey come on. You can't call her like that!" (and the conversation will go on, but the girl usually wins and that ****** is not cheap after all - PERIOD! END OF DISCUSSION!)

Someone once said on television (I think actor Parthiban) - "Female-ஆய் பிறப்பதே மேல் " 

May be true indeed!

Just for laughs! As always!

ak :)